My top result on my high school career aptitude test was “art director”. I ignored that advice for the next four years. Sometimes you just gotta follow your heart… or your high school career aptitude test. Whichever.

Resume here.



*Hold up your right hand. Now follow the direction of the edge of your thumb downwards till about an inch from your wrist. There ya go! That’s where I’m from in Michigan. (I could also just tell you I’m 20 minutes out of Detroit but the hand’s more fun, no?)